A friend called me a bit ago about a covert opp. Alvy works in the library and saw the SS.

The SS (Secret Service...I just realized...maybe they should re-think the naming of the SS...this isn't Nazi Germany) has been on campus...and it's rumored that O'Bama is going to be at UNC-A tomorrow.

I voted for Hilary...but meeting O'Bama would be one of those stories I have from college.

"Oh? O'Bama? Yeah, I met him once...in college. Nice guy."

Wait, what if he gets president, and then turns into a mass-murdering fuck head? Whoaaaaaaa.